Zoey Handley
Zoey made up for her mundane childhood by playing video games. Now she won't shut up about them. Her eclectic tastes have worried many. Don't come to close, or she'll shove some weird indie or retro game in your face. It's better to not make eye contact. Cross the street if you see her coming.
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Review – Dog Witch
Appropriately, Dog Witch is about a dog that is also a witch. You face off against a wizard, which is just the more socially acceptable magic user. It's time to show them that withholding treats from a good boy is absolutely unacceptable.
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Review – Outlaws: Remaster
It's always a good day when a Nightdive remaster is involved. This time, they've touched up one of LucasArts most unique first-person shooters. And while it is mostly just obscure due to being sandwiched between Quake and Half-Life, there are other reasons why you may have never heard of it.
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After the troubled development of Cities: Skylines 2, Colossal Order and Paradox are parting ways
Paradox Interactive has announced they'll be parting ways with Cities: Skylines developer Colossal Order. According to the statement, Cities: Skylines 2 development will be handed over to a new developer starting in 2026.
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Review – Ganbare Goemon: Uchū Kaizoku Akogingu
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about Goemon's first visit to the OG PlayStation. Uchū Kaizoku Akogingu certainly looks the part. It's got that weird style. But something in its heart is just not right.
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Review – Feudal Bros. – Tonosama #1
Hungry for some more Bakage? Feudal Bros. - Tonosama #1 brings all the dumb you need. Dumb characters. Dumb themes. Dumb design. You can't go wrong, unless you can.
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Review – Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
A spin-off of the Duke Nukem series, maybe. Time to Kill lifts heavily from Tomb Raider to create a game that isn't terrible, but has learned all the wrong lessons from its feminine counterpart.
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Review – Stray Children
I'll always show up for a game by Yoshiro Kimura, creator of, among other things, Chulip. But with such high expectations, is it even possible for me to be satisfied? Yes. Of course. Don't be so black and white about things.
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Preview – Whiskerwood
It's time to establish a colony and slave away for feline overlords. Whiskerwood may, on the surface, resemble Timberborn, but underneath the fur and cube-formed world is a much meaner game.
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Raiden Fighters Remix Collection recollects three games I should have probably played by now
Despite loving Raiden, I haven't yet played the Raiden Fighters spin-offs. It looks like the Raiden Fighters Remix Collection from H2 Interactive and MOSS might be just the ticket. It will be coming to consoles.
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Static Dread’s sequel, Static Dread: The Submarine, will probably involve less door knocking
The follow-up to Static Dread: The Lighthouse, has the best solution to getting away from visitors who drop in and knock at the door: live beneath the waves. Static Dread: The Submarine has you navigating the end of the world in an iron tube deep underwater.
