Zoey Handley
Zoey made up for her mundane childhood by playing video games. Now she won't shut up about them. Her eclectic tastes have worried many. Don't come to close, or she'll shove some weird indie or retro game in your face. It's better to not make eye contact. Cross the street if you see her coming.
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Preview – Whiskerwood
It's time to establish a colony and slave away for feline overlords. Whiskerwood may, on the surface, resemble Timberborn, but underneath the fur and cube-formed world is a much meaner game.
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Raiden Fighters Remix Collection recollects three games I should have probably played by now
Despite loving Raiden, I haven't yet played the Raiden Fighters spin-offs. It looks like the Raiden Fighters Remix Collection from H2 Interactive and MOSS might be just the ticket. It will be coming to consoles.
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Static Dread’s sequel, Static Dread: The Submarine, will probably involve less door knocking
The follow-up to Static Dread: The Lighthouse, has the best solution to getting away from visitors who drop in and knock at the door: live beneath the waves. Static Dread: The Submarine has you navigating the end of the world in an iron tube deep underwater.
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Review – Fast & Furious: Arcade Edition
I know nothing about movies that are both Fast and Furious, but I do know a thing or two about arcade games. They eat money. They mostly live in movie theatres these days. They eat money. But here's a port of one that eats money upfront!
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Review – Death of the Reprobate
Back into the world of classical paintings, and it's time to commit... Seven good deeds? That can't be right. Worrying. Can Joe Richardson's conclusion to The Immortal John Triptych carry the enormous weight of its predecessors and lower them into the ground? Find out in this review of Death of the Reprobate.
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Preview – Shoe It All
Did you ever do that thing where you kick off your shoe while you're on a swing to try and out-distance your friends? If so, I've got a demo for you to try. If not, I've got a demo for you to try.
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Review – Wolfenstein: The New Order
It's always a great time for some denazification. MachineGames has been working hard to ensure that they stay at the very peak of the hobby, giving us games like Wolfenstein: The New Order. Alternate history may be bleak, but at least there are lots of targets walking around.
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Review – Spy Hunter (Console, 2001)
Suffer a tale of hormones. Learn of the shocking link between Spy Hunter (2001) and Beetle Adventure Racing. See a review score. It's all here in this nail-biting look at Midway's attempt at refreshing an (at that point) 20-year-old arcade game.
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Review – Hotel Barcelona
There's a lot to love about Suda51 and Swery. For example, No More Heroes and Deadly Premonition. So, what happens when you put them together? What happens when you form a game designer supergroup? Hotel Barcelona, apparently! Unfortunately.
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Review – Stranglehold
Ever watched Hard Boiled? I haven't. But while Stranglehold is billed as something of a sequel to that movie, I'm not sure knowledge of its plot is really necessary. Regardless, we all love firefights full of slow motion and rib-breaking dives.
