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    Miscellaneous

    F*ck GAMEPLAY or F*CK Gameplay? Let’s have both!

    Jonathan Holmes / May 13, 2025 / No Comments

    Sex and gameplay have a lot in common. They are both interactive, expressive, and, hopefully, fun. But a lot of people take one, or both activities, way too seriously. Being bad at either can cause people to feel intense shame, and to risk rejection from the ones they love. For some, having a dropped connection while French kissing or playing…

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    How Hi Score Girl helped me survive having my dreams crushed

    Zoey Handley / May 7, 2025 / 7 Comments

    I wouldn't complain about it to a paramedic, but working under Gamurs was awful. During that hopeless time, I was afraid of losing my passion for video games. Hi Score Girl helped me keep it alive.

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    1990s,  PlayStation,  Review

    Review – Suikoden I HD

    Patrick Hancock / May 4, 2025 / 5 Comments

    I have no nostalgia for Suikoden. I grew up hearing it was a good game (or, really, its sequel), so I was very intrigued at the idea of jumping into an HD remaster. The Suikoden games have quite the legacy behind them (even more so if you follow Aidan Moher on social media), but I never knew how much of…

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    2020s,  Genesis,  Review

    Review – Farming Simulator 16-Bit Edition

    Zoey Handley / May 3, 2025 / 1 Comment

    New games on old consoles will probably always be exciting to me. Old consoles all have their unique strengths and weaknesses, and seeing developers navigate them is interesting. I wish the big, veteran publishers would get in on it. New Nintendo games on old Nintendo consoles? Gimme. Farming Simulator 16-Bit Edition is interesting to me now that it’s actually on…

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    2020s,  Preview

    Preview – Every Day We Fight

    Zoey Handley / May 2, 2025 / No Comments

    I loved XCOM and XCOM 2 (The new ones. The old ones kick my ass), but I can’t say their style is a carrot I’ve been chasing. In fact, I haven’t played XCOM 2 since the expansion, though I remember really enjoying it. So, I probably wouldn’t have paid that much attention to Every Day We Fight if not for…

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  • Slap Fight Retro-Bit Toaplan Collection Header
    Genesis,  News

    Retro-Bit is trying again with preorders of the Toaplan Shooters Collection Vol 2 – minus Twin Cobra

    Zoey Handley / April 29, 2025 / No Comments

    That’s messy. A few days ago, Retro-Bit announced that it was removing Twin Cobra from their Toaplan Shooters Collection Vol 2, a set of reproduction titles for the Genesis/Mega Drive. Apparently, licensing issues are to blame. They’re now set to re-open preorders for the collection, but it’s now been slimmed down due to Twin Cobra’s absence. “Following discussions with the…

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    2020s,  Review

    Review – Empires of the Undergrowth

    Zoey Handley / April 27, 2025 / 1 Comment

    Does every kid have a period of ant appreciation? I never had an ant farm, but I did once have other ant-related ambitions. I wanted to find a way to grow ants to the size of cows and have a petting zoo. Just an incredible example of childhood delusions. Like, clearly, the only reason we don’t have giant ant petting…

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  • Linkle wielding a Switch 2
    Miscellaneous,  Opinion

    The Switch 2 needs a mascot – I offer Linkle as Tribute

    Jonathan Holmes / April 26, 2025 / No Comments

    Most Nintendo consoles have had official or unofficial mascots. Captain Falcon, a more muscular, futuristic man than Mario could ever be, initially was created to represent the Super Famicom/SNES, with his colors intended to match the console’s Japanese controller’s buttons. The Wii came into this world bearing the visage of a whole new lifeform – the Mii – things that…

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  • 1980s,  NES,  Review

    Review – Destiny of an Emperor (NES)

    Jay B. Ross / April 25, 2025 / 2 Comments

    Before Breath of Fire – years before Monster Hunter was an itch in Capcom’s balls – came Capcom’s first video game RPG, Destiny of an Emperor. Picture this: It’s 1990. You’re standing in the video game aisle of Toys ‘R’ Us. Back then, there wasn’t much in the way of “video game media,” and the internet wasn’t in everyone’s pocket.…

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    Opinion

    The Nintendo Switch 2 Experience had us thirsty for Donkey Kong and also water

    CJ Andriessen / April 16, 2025 / 8 Comments

    There was larger emphasis on rules and regulations outside the Switch 2 Experience venue than inside. As I walked into the Television City parking lot, I had to show my ID twice and the QR code Nintendo sent me at least seven times in the weeks after I got picked to attend the event just to get to the front…

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