Zoey Handley
Zoey made up for her mundane childhood by playing video games. Now she won't shut up about them. Her eclectic tastes have worried many. Don't come to close, or she'll shove some weird indie or retro game in your face. It's better to not make eye contact. Cross the street if you see her coming.
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Review – Agent 64: Spies Never Die
It's like Goldeneye never left us! Sort of. Agent 64: Spies Never Die wears the skin of Rare's venerable N64 classic, but that leaves it some big shoes to fill. Can any game hope to even compare?
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Review – Meat Grinder: Hotdog Simulator
You hungry for hot dogs? Meat Grinder is a horror game centered around digging up graves and turning those corpses into tube meat. And no one would know the difference. Are you hungry for hot dogs now?
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Review – The Mermaid Mask
Sally and her sidekick, Detective Grimoire, are back for another adventure. But can Adam Vian and SFB Games deliver yet another narrative success? Yes, they can. That's not very surprising.
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Review – 70s-style Robot Anime: Geppy-X
Get ready for some grand theme songs belted out against a backdrop of robot carnage. Geppy-X reaches into the 70s to pluck out a fond parody. Now you don't need four discs to fit all that anime.
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Review – Beetle Adventure Racing
Welcome! You might not expect a racing game centred entirely around a Volkswagen New Beetle could possibly be good. After all, it's never worked for any other brand of car. And yet, the developers at EA and Paradigm found the fun.
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Review – King’s Field (1994)
It's time to make a pilgrimage back to 1994 to see where FromSoftware started off. Long before Demon's Souls there was King's Field, a dungeon crawler about exploring a very strange choice of location for a graveyard.
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Road trip game Ithaca presents a nice drive, but in a crowded car
Time to hit the road for another game trying to capture the feeling of a road trip. Have I finally found the perfect one? Not yet. At least, the prototype of Ithaca doesn't suggest so.
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Rescued Interview – TheCatamites
Rescued from the site-that-must-not-be-mentioned, we have an interview with TheCatamites, the fevered mind behind Anthology of the Killer. This was a special edition newsletter that is now inaccessible, but now it isn't anymore. Inaccessible. Isn't inaccessible. Anymore.
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Review – Medal of Honor (PS1)
Medal of Honor had humble enough beginnings, but it was the flash point for the entire WW2 subgenre of FPS. Anyone who lived through the aughts remembers that there was a new one about every two weeks. But let's go back to those humble beginnings.
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Review – The Goonies 2
R The Goonies actually "good enough?" More importantly R The Goonies 2 good enough? Most importantly, R this review of the Goonies 2 good enough? Gosh, I hope you get the reference I'm trying to make. Otherwise, this sucks.
