Zoey Handley
Zoey made up for her mundane childhood by playing video games. Now she won't shut up about them. Her eclectic tastes have worried many. Don't come to close, or she'll shove some weird indie or retro game in your face. It's better to not make eye contact. Cross the street if you see her coming.
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Review – Pikmin 4
It's time to gather trash with the help of an invasive species. This time, as efficiently as possible. Also there's also a dog. That's all you need to know. It's Pikmin 4, the newest entry in Nintendo's ecological disaster franchise.
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Retro-Bit newest re-release is R-Type DX on Game Boy Color
Retro-Bit is dipping back into shoot-'em-ups for their next release. This time it will be R-Type DX, a Game Boy/Game Boy Color port of the landmark arcade title. Alongside it is Vinyl and CD releases of the "Music Encore" soundtracks, if you're into that kind of thing.
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Review – Tostchu
The horror of food service continues, this time in Turkey. Tostchu has you stewing in the dark and creepy atmosphere while serving pressed sandwiches. Can you cooking skills save you?
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Review – Happy’s Humble Burger Cult
Be careful what you wish for. I wished for a multiplayer offshoot of Happy's Humble Burger Farm. That was before I completely lost my taste for online horror games. Fortunately, that's not all there is to Happy's Humble Burger Cult.
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Review – Agent 64: Spies Never Die
It's like Goldeneye never left us! Sort of. Agent 64: Spies Never Die wears the skin of Rare's venerable N64 classic, but that leaves it some big shoes to fill. Can any game hope to even compare?
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Review – Meat Grinder: Hotdog Simulator
You hungry for hot dogs? Meat Grinder is a horror game centered around digging up graves and turning those corpses into tube meat. And no one would know the difference. Are you hungry for hot dogs now?
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Review – The Mermaid Mask
Sally and her sidekick, Detective Grimoire, are back for another adventure. But can Adam Vian and SFB Games deliver yet another narrative success? Yes, they can. That's not very surprising.
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Review – 70s-style Robot Anime: Geppy-X
Get ready for some grand theme songs belted out against a backdrop of robot carnage. Geppy-X reaches into the 70s to pluck out a fond parody. Now you don't need four discs to fit all that anime.
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Review – Beetle Adventure Racing
Welcome! You might not expect a racing game centred entirely around a Volkswagen New Beetle could possibly be good. After all, it's never worked for any other brand of car. And yet, the developers at EA and Paradigm found the fun.
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Review – King’s Field (1994)
It's time to make a pilgrimage back to 1994 to see where FromSoftware started off. Long before Demon's Souls there was King's Field, a dungeon crawler about exploring a very strange choice of location for a graveyard.
