Zoey Handley
Zoey made up for her mundane childhood by playing video games. Now she won't shut up about them. Her eclectic tastes have worried many. Don't come to close, or she'll shove some weird indie or retro game in your face. It's better to not make eye contact. Cross the street if you see her coming.
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Review – Beetle Adventure Racing
Welcome! You might not expect a racing game centred entirely around a Volkswagen New Beetle could possibly be good. After all, it's never worked for any other brand of car. And yet, the developers at EA and Paradigm found the fun.
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Review – King’s Field (1994)
It's time to make a pilgrimage back to 1994 to see where FromSoftware started off. Long before Demon's Souls there was King's Field, a dungeon crawler about exploring a very strange choice of location for a graveyard.
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Road trip game Ithaca presents a nice drive, but in a crowded car
Time to hit the road for another game trying to capture the feeling of a road trip. Have I finally found the perfect one? Not yet. At least, the prototype of Ithaca doesn't suggest so.
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Rescued Interview – TheCatamites
Rescued from the site-that-must-not-be-mentioned, we have an interview with TheCatamites, the fevered mind behind Anthology of the Killer. This was a special edition newsletter that is now inaccessible, but now it isn't anymore. Inaccessible. Isn't inaccessible. Anymore.
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Review – Medal of Honor (PS1)
Medal of Honor had humble enough beginnings, but it was the flash point for the entire WW2 subgenre of FPS. Anyone who lived through the aughts remembers that there was a new one about every two weeks. But let's go back to those humble beginnings.
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Review – The Goonies 2
R The Goonies actually "good enough?" More importantly R The Goonies 2 good enough? Most importantly, R this review of the Goonies 2 good enough? Gosh, I hope you get the reference I'm trying to make. Otherwise, this sucks.
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Happy’s Humble Burgatory might be the game that convinces me to play with others
Scythe Studios (formerly Scythe Dev Team) and Tinybuild have unveiled the next game in Scythe’s line of burger horror, Happy’s Humble Burgatory. This follows Happy’s Humble Burger Barn and Happy’s Humble Burger Farm. It launches July 16, 2026. As in the previous game, Happy’s Humble Burgatory has you manning the grill at a fast food joint while horror happens. You’re…
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Review – Wax Heads
I can smell that fresh vinyl already. Wax Heads puts you behind the counter at a record shop. Can you make the recommendations? Can you handle the drama? Can you rise above? Probably! It's not really a game you can fail at.
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Review – MOLE
Sometimes you just want to crawl into a hole, and that's what MOLE is all about. Except it's a spooky hole. One that talks to people and makes them feel bad things. Navigate your giant drill deep into the Earth and tell it to stop.
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Review – Operation Night Strikers
What happens when you take four very arcade games away from the arcade? You get a compilation of ports of four very arcade games. Operation: Wolf, Operation: Thunderbolt, Night Striker, and Space Gun come together for some reason in Operation Night Strikers.
