Zoey Handley
Zoey made up for her mundane childhood by playing video games. Now she won't shut up about them. Her eclectic tastes have worried many. Don't come to close, or she'll shove some weird indie or retro game in your face. It's better to not make eye contact. Cross the street if you see her coming.
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Review – Super Chase: Criminal Termination (Arcade)
Are you ready for some excessive force? Better get off the sidewalk, grandma, because the police are coming through, and they will literally stop at nothing to make sure the criminal is pulled from a burning wreck and brought to justis. That's Super Chase.
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Review-in-Progress – All Will Fall
Water, water everywhere, so it's time to get building. All Will Fall is a survival city-builder set in a soggy post-apocalyptic world where you have little space to build. Also, I didn't have enough capacity this month to play enough for review, so here's a preview of that.
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Review – Retro Rewind
Mmm, the smell of old plastic and magnetic tape. We lost something special with the downfall of the rental shop. Thankfully, we have games like Retro Rewind to take us back to those days where the late fee ruled over us all.
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Two video rental retail sims launched in the same month. Which one is for you?
It's surprising, but two retail simulators centred around running a video rental store have released this month: Rewind 99 and Retro Rewind. Aside from the subject matter, they're unrelated and unique. So, if you were to pick only one of them, which should you go for?
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Cosmo D’s Moves of the Diamond Hand hits Early Access April 13
Cosmo D has announced the Early Access release date of Moves of the Diamond Hand. And it's soon! The initial release will consist of the first two chapters of what is being referred to as a "one-city-block" RPG.
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Review – Milano’s Odd Job Collection
I've been hitting a lot of oddball Japanese titles lately, all of which remained exclusive to their home territory. Suprise! Milano's Odd Job Collection is a PS1 title from 1999 that you can actually get here, in the year 2026. Fully localized!
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Review – Rogue Light Deck Builder
Listen, I have good news. Rogue Light Deck Builder isn't a roguelite deck-builder. But if you're into roguelite deck-builders, that's totally okay, it's just a lot of people aren't because the genre is kind of packed these days. But that's moot, because Rogue Light Deck Builder isn't a roguelite deck-builder, it's a game where you build a deck and there's…
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Review – Timberborn
It's finally here! The 1.0 release of the best survival city-builder to date. Whoops! I think I just ruined the entire review. Well, you should read it anyway, because it's full of better words than this description has.
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Review – Crabmeat
Horror? Yeah, scary stuff. But check out this game about being the sole crewmate of a crabbing boat. Crabmeat! You just boat around the ocean, dropping crab traps and sorting your haul. Just watch out for the big ones.
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Nightdive’s SiN: Reloaded is finally, actually coming this year, probably
Holy crap. Do you remember SiN: Reloaded? Nightdive’s intended remaster of 1998’s first-person shooter, SiN? It hasn’t even been mentioned in a really long time. It was announced back in 2020, and they intended to release it later that year, but it didn’t happen. Well, it’s happening now. As part of The MIX + Kinda Funny Spring Game Showcase, they…
