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  • DuckTales 2 cover
    1990s,  NES,  Review

    Review – DuckTales 2

    Zoey Handley / September 21, 2024 / No Comments

    DuckTales is pretty great. Not just the cartoon, but the first NES game which I usually point to as a baseline for licensed platformers. It has unique mechanics partially informed by the subject matter. Duck Tales 2 is more of that. More of that and not much else.

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  • Image via Monomi Park
    2010s,  Review

    Review – Slime Rancher

    Zoey Handley / August 17, 2024 / No Comments

    Slime Rancher is among the most successful cozy games in the niche, and for the most part, I love it. However, it's like a glass of milk; it's very enjoyable at first, but if you sit with it too long, it starts to smell and you don't want to drink it.

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  • Sparkster Cover with the eponymous character hurtling toward the viewer.
    1990s,  SNES

    Review – Sparkster (SNES)

    Zoey Handley / May 4, 2024 / No Comments

    Rocket Knight Adventures remains my favourite game on the Genesis, so it’s heartening to see that Limited Run Games has a collection on the way. I preordered the Ultimate Edition because sometimes you have to spoil yourself. I love RKA, and what other opportunities will I have to really express that in the form of consumerism? But while I’m happy…

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  • Army Men World War Final Front Military Parade in Black and White
    2000s,  Army Men,  PlayStation,  Review

    Review – Army Men: World War: Final Front

    Zoey Handley / March 24, 2024 / No Comments

    I'm still reeling from the punishment inflicted by Land Sea Air. However, I still had faith in the World War sub-series of Army Men. Thankfully, Final Front isn't nearly as bad as LSA, but that bar was set pretty low. Weirdly, this isn't actually the final game in the series.

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  • Final Fantasy VII cover shot of Cloud looking up at Shinra building.
    2020s,  Review

    Review – Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Zoey Handley / February 17, 2024 / No Comments

    If you know me, it might surprise you to hear that I actually like Final Fantasy VII. I was skeptical about a remake, and I still think it's lame Square Enix is splitting it into three parts? Does VII Remake suggest it was worth it? Pfft, no it does not.

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  • No More Heroes III Header
    2020s,  Review

    Review – No More Heroes III

    Zoey Handley / July 18, 2023 / No Comments

    Bed of rice, I lay down and then nap it up. That's the good stuff. I think crowbar-induced amnesia is the only way I'd lose my love for the No More Heroes series. I mean, Travis Strikes Back was pretty close. Thankfully, No More Heroes III isn't that. Mostly.

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  • 2010s,  Review

    Review – The Manga Works

    Zoey Handley / July 4, 2023 / No Comments

    I like to consider myself a writer. Sometimes. Not a manga writer, but I craft stories. Not right now, this... this is just conversational writing. But I still stay perched in front of my craft for unhealthy amounts of time each day, just like what is conveyed in The Manga Works.

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  • Star Fox Header
    1990s,  Review,  SNES

    Review – Star Fox

    Zoey Handley / November 23, 2022 / No Comments

    Star Fox and me, we go way back. I played it when I was very young, and I didn't care about the polygonal 3D graphics. At this point, its technologically antiquated, but that doesn't mean there isn't any value in playing it today.

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  • Army Men Air Attack Cropped Header
    1990s,  Army Men,  N64,  PlayStation,  Review

    Review – Army Men: Air Attack (Air Combat)

    Zoey Handley / August 24, 2022 / No Comments

    If someone tells me that there was a game in the Army Men series that they liked, I know it was probably this one. Air Attack borrows heavily from EA's Strike series, while transplanting it to a world of plastic soldiers. It's over pretty quickly, but it's still worth playing.

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  • Sparkster Genesis Cover
    1990s,  Genesis,  Review

    Review – Sparkster (Genesis)

    Zoey Handley / September 6, 2021 / No Comments

    Rocket Knight Adventures has long stood as my favourite game on the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive. The sequels... exist. They're... fine. The Genesis and Super Nintendo versions are completely distinct from each other, but neither of them really capture the magic of the original. Within is the reasons why.

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