• Star Fox Header
    1990s,  Review,  SNES

    Review – Star Fox

    Star Fox and me, we go way back. I played it when I was very young, and I didn't care about the polygonal 3D graphics. At this point, its technologically antiquated, but that doesn't mean there isn't any value in playing it today.

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    1990s,  Genesis,  Review

    Review – Sparkster (Genesis)

    Rocket Knight Adventures has long stood as my favourite game on the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive. The sequels... exist. They're... fine. The Genesis and Super Nintendo versions are completely distinct from each other, but neither of them really capture the magic of the original. Within is the reasons why.

  • Turok Header Key Art
    1990s,  N64,  Review

    Review – Turok

    If you were there for the early days of the N64, it was hard to miss Turok. The first-person shooter was still relatively new, and one that was all polygons? Even newer. There isn't much else to play, there's a dinosaur on the cover; welcome to Turok.

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    1990s,  N64,  Review

    Review – Destruction Derby 64

    I love a good demolition derby. The antiquated graphics and physics of Destruction Derby 64 may not seem like much these days, but back during the early 3D era, car destruction was still a novelty. But while it might be a tough sell today, its head-on racing is still pretty unique.

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    1990s,  N64,  Review

    Review – Paperboy (N64)

    I probably have too many soft spots, but I reserve one of them for the Paperboy series. While the original is best remembered, Paperboy for the N64 has been practically forgotten. However, I find that it has charm of its own to the point where it's worth checking out.

  • River City Girls Header
    2010s,  Review

    Review – River City Girls

    I like River City Ransom. I'm a girl. Get me on that bus. While River City Girls doesn't adopt the log-arms of the Nekketsu/Kunio-Kun/Downtown/River City series, it does have a significant amount of colour and charm to make up for it. I'm just of the opinion that it doesn't play quite as well.

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    1980s,  NES,  Review

    Review – DuckTales (NES)

    I played DuckTales rather early in life, so I have an unshakeable fondness for it. It shows Capcom when they were showing how licensed games didn't have to be mediocre claptrap. DuckTales is easily the best game about a geriatric duck pogo sticking around on his way to find treasure.

  • Review,  Video Games

    Review – Bionic Commando (NES)

    Just trust me here. The first thing you want to do in Bionic Commando is to use “transfer” to move your helicopter into one of those trucks roaming around the world map. Once you do, kill the guys who look different than everyone else and they should drop little medals. Pick those up. What are they? Continues. Bionic Commando starts…