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    1990s,  N64,  Review

    Review – Cruis’n World

    Some of Cruis'n USA's rather wrongheaded choices contributed to a vision and personality that you won’t find in Cruis’n World. If you take out some of the awful jank, you lose part of its identity, as we see with Cruis’n World.

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    1990s,  Bakage,  Review,  The Quarterhole

    Review – Pu-Li-Ru-La

    The beat-'em-up series is a varied as you can get when it comes to putting fists into faces and faces into concrete, but Pu-Li-Ru-La stands apart in its cartoon art-style. It's just too bad that it can't live up to the intense, wall-to-wall weirdness of its third stage.

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    1990s,  Bakage,  The Quarterhole

    Review – Zunzunkyou no Yabou

    When it comes to arcade games, actually being enjoyable to play isn’t always the most important aspect. To succeed in the arcade – and really, this is still true in what passes for an arcade these days – you needed to be attention-grabbing. Look at the original Mortal Kombat, for instance. It was absolutely shit to play, but the mix…

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    Review – Twisted Metal 4

    There has to be something wrong with me. I knew the reputation of the latter PS1 Twisted Metal games. After Twisted Metal 2, development duties on the series was handed off from Singletrac to 989 Studios. They were largely a sports game developer, but they also contributed the Syphon Filter series, so it’s not like they were an especially bad…

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    Review – Elder Scrolls Blades

    There perhaps isn’t a game series out there that I’ve sunk more hours into than The Elder Scrolls. The Sims, maybe? Between playing through the core series — sometimes multiple times — and the hundreds of hours I’ve spent in The Elder Scrolls Online, I’ve probably spent more time in Tamriel than I have, I don’t know, reading books or…

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    Review – Baobabs Mausoleum Episode 3: Un Pato en Muertoburgo

    Although I can’t claim that Baobabs Mausoleum has truly clicked with me, I do have a certain amount of goodwill towards the series. Although the gameplay leaves a lot to be desired, the atmosphere and aesthetic are consistently great and, admittedly, I do find myself invested in the trials of vampire eggplant protagonist, Watracio Walpurgus. However, I’m not entirely sold…

  • Review,  Video Games

    Review – Twisted Metal III

    In my youth, I never really got to play anything past Twisted Metal 2 on the PS1, but the knowledge that there were further sequels was tantalizing. I think I maybe caught glimpses of Twisted Metal III and Small Brawl, but that just stoked my craving for more vehicular combat. I never did get around to playing the other PlayStation…

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    Review – Chameleon Twist

    Aside from my unquenchable thirst for collecting game cartridges that I’ve yet to play, my only motivation for picking up Chameleon Twist was memories of playing it alongside my mother when I was a youngster. Upon starting the game, I found this to be confusing because, although some images from the game neatly fit my memory such as the cookie…