Zoey Handley
Zoey made up for her mundane childhood by playing video games. Now she won't shut up about them. Her eclectic tastes have worried many. Don't come to close, or she'll shove some weird indie or retro game in your face. It's better to not make eye contact. Cross the street if you see her coming.
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Cataclismo hits 1.0 today, and it’s worth checking out
Ending a respectable run in Early Access, Cataclismo has reached its full release. Unfortunately, I need more time to solidify my opinion, but from what I've played, it's some good wall-building action.
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Review – Rendering Ranger: R2 Rewind
A ridiculously rare Super Famicom game is given new life in Rendering Ranger R2 Rewind. Well, not "new" life, but if you haven't played it, it's new, right?
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Review – Sword of Fargoal
Fire up your Commodore 64 and prepare to load star, because it's time for Sword of Fargoal. It's a roguelike from before those were absolutely everywhere, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
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Review – Mafia
Open-world crime games are hardly uncommon. Even when Mafia was released in 2002, it wasn't breaking new ground. But it found success where few games at the time did: a slavish dedication to detail.
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Point-and-click existential crisis I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream is coming to consoles
Nightdive is bringing I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream to consoles! That means, no matter where you prefer to play your video games, you can be haunted by this certified classic.
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Review – Two Point Museum
It's back to Two Point County as you're put in charge of yet another institution where money has no business. Can you turn a profit in Two Point Museum? Of course you can, because it's just a matter of finding or stealing some old stuff and putting it on display.
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Review – Wyrmhall: Brush and Banter
I've never cleaned anything in my life, so Wyrmhall: Brush and Banter was certainly a learning experience. As it turns out, I'm pretty good at it, as long as you don't count the times I made a mistake and almost undid all of reality. At least there's snacks.
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Rare’s rare RC Pro-Am II and GameBoy Battletoads and Double Dragon are Retro-Bit’s next re-releases
RC Pro-Am II for the NES is a bit of a rarity if you want it in a plastic slab. By most accounts, it's also a solid improvement on an already beloved game. Battletoads and Double Dragon on Game Boy? Yeah, it's getting re-released by Retro-Bit too, I guess.
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Review – Tales from Off-Peak City Vol. 1
The third-ish game in Cosmo D's body of work pushes forward the pizza-centricity that the series has followed. Placing you at the corner of Yam and July, you work undercover in a pizza joint, making pies and learning the darker secrets behind the neighbourhood and the factory that dominates is skyline.
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Totally Rad is getting a totally rad soundtrack on vinyl
Do you have ears? Do those ears like music? For extra credit, do you have a turntable? Then maybe you'd dig the soundtrack to Totally Rad, which is totally getting a totally rad vinyl release via Retro-Bit. It's available for pre-order now, and it's a solid soundtrack, in case you were wondering.
